A small arcade of vintage-style games — built for anyone who remembers dial-up, dot-matrix printers, and the sound of a 2400 baud handshake.

New cabinets get added occasionally. Bring quarters. There is no quarter slot. This is a joke from 1983.

▲ / ▼   — move selection
◂ / ▸   — switch tab
ENTER   — confirm / launch
ESC     — back to menu (in-game)

Keyboard, or the on-screen pad on touch devices. No mouse required.